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Hello Pyran, welcome to the second official Pyran interview brought to you by me, Crashie, the Official Pyran Interrogation Officer, today we are interviewing Pidge, proud owner of the #petting-corner channel.
We’ll start with the hard questions first: How did you end up in Pyran and would you say your presence here is mostly positive, mostly negative or mostly just #DAILYBEN.

Pidge
I’m among the older Pyran dudes having joined during the Warhammer Online era. My brother was the one that found the guild and we applied along with Uska. My application was the most multicoloured thing ever (it specified to use colour back then!) I probably said about five words on voice chat during my first year in the guild but eventually I came out of my shell and now I’m the ridiculous shit everyone has come to know. My experience with Pyran has been unquestionably positive. I’ve made amazing friends here some of whom I’ve been luck enough to meet IRL which was both terrifying and awesome. Barry real tall. Soz real small. Long live #DAILYBEN

#DAILYBEN

#DAILYBEN

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So tell us Pidge, what are your earliest memories relevant to this interview?

Pidge
My first memory relevant to this interview was on the second of May 2018 when Soz PMd me asking if I would like to be interviewed and me saying no.

#DAILYBEN

#DAILYBEN

culacant
Oh I meant like first game you played, but I guess that works
Tell us about your first steps in the gaming world anyways, Sozzals said she’d ground me if I didnt get off my ass and interviewed you.

Pidge
The first games I played were with my older brother on our Commadore 64 when I was probably around five years old. I’m not sure anyone will have heard of them but the ones I can remember were Flimbo’s Quest, Klax, Fiendish Freddy’s Flying Circus (hardest game ever) and easily the best – Shadow of the Beast (which has one of the best game soundtracks too). I played all of my first PC games with my Dad when I was probably around 10 and they were mainly adventure/puzzle games. My favourite was called Lost Eden (which IS the best soundtrack in a game) but we also played through a lot of Lucas Arts point and click games (Sam and Max, Indiana Jones, Day of the Tentacle) and I recall one called Torin’s Passage.

#DAILYBEN

#DAILYBEN

culacant
I heard about the lucas arts games, but all the rest got released way before my time.
Then again, since Pyran is basically an old folk’s home I’m sure other Pyrans will know some of them.
So what are you up to nowadays? Any games you want to play or are playing?

Pidge
My days are spent making geeky greeting cards which I sell in a little online shop and my evenings are spent mainly playing Hearthstone and Chaos Reborn (which is basically Wizard Chess) or co-op games with Uska (recent ones include A Way Out, Neverwinter Nights and Divinity Original Sin 2). The main game I’m looking forward to is Untitled Goose Game and if I can afford it I’ll be joining Pyran on the WoW legacy servers.

#DAILYBEN

#DAILYBEN

culacant
You can find Pidge’s shop here:
https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Geekonomics
Also didn’t you forget one of your favorite pastimes? A real boon to the community and integral to the sanity and happiness of all of Pyran?

Pidge
Is Ben a pastime?

#DAILYBEN

#DAILYBEN

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Ben is everything, everywhere. He surrounds us and penetrates us, He binds the galaxy together. Tell us about Benochlorians and His message of peace, love and boxes

Pidge
I actually thought the entire interview would be about Ben haha. So Ben is pretty much the best guy in town. He likes to spend his days throwing mad shapes that defy the laws of physics, rolling around on peoples feet screaming at them until they pay him attention and being generally ridiculous.
I’ll just leave this here.

#DAILYBEN

#DAILYBEN

culacant
Oh come now Pidge, you may pale in comparison to Ben, but this is still YOUR interview.
For now, tell us more about Ben
Or if you really want to about yourself, if you really want to.

Pidge
Ben enjoys ham and cat treats but hates milk for cats. He prefers to drink from Uska’s glass than anyone else’s or his own, always seeking it out. He loves go be snugged but only on his terms which is usually when you’re busy working or playing a game and not when you wanna chill out and love him. He has a big personality and never shuts the fuck up. He wants to play non stop and it’s impossible to tire him out (he will keep going even when he’s out of breath). He’s obsessed with an orange stick that makes him go mental (I will get a video of this for Petting Corner if I remember). Is there anything else you’d like to know about Ben?

#DAILYBEN

#DAILYBEN

culacant
YES I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW MORE

Pidge
What would you like to know?

#DAILYBEN

#DAILYBEN

culacant
MORE
#SECONDLYBEN
Just kidding, Ben has had his spotlight for today. Tell us about Pidge instead

Pidge
Like what about Pidge?

#DAILYBEN

#DAILYBEN

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What does a day in the life of a Pidge look like?

Pidge
Pretty much just make cards, play with cat, play computer games, drink too much, eat too much, sometimes D&D. REPEAT

#DAILYBEN

#DAILYBEN

culacant
Wow that’s really interesting.

Pidge
Totally

culacant
I hear you are happily married (or whatever the commie equivalent of being married is) to Uska, do you sometimes worry hes only using you to get close to BEN?

Pidge
Based on the fact we’ve known each other around twelve years and Ben less than two I think it’s safe to say he’s partial to me for some reason. Fun fact, I was 21 when I first started crushing on 16 year old Uska. I am still considered a paedophile amongst my RL friends.

culacant
Eww yeah, keep her away from your kids, Pyran

So tell us about your D&D campaign Pidge, is it run by pyran?

Pidge
We started the Pyran D&D group a few years ago now. A group of us wanted to play – half of us, myself included, had no idea how to play and the rest were willing to put up with our noobering¬†while we learned. Barry was our first DM and ran an introduction campaign. Since then we’ve had games run by Barry, Trollface’s RL pal Jitter and Nogall as well as other RPGs run by Barry.
We’re about to start a new campaign run by Uska. Joining us this time is Barry, Jitter, Trollface, Chris and Trolly’s ladyfriend.

culacant
Boy that sure sounds like fun. 
I picked a community question for you, you only get one though because you’re not as cool as Jim. Sozzals wants to know who in Pyran you would want to spend the apocalypse with and why.

Pidge
Uska because he provides me with the good lovin’.

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Any parting words?

Pidge
I’m hungry.


Sozzals told me that is Pidge but I’m pretty sure thats just 3 Jims and a male hooker.

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