Sozzals
Hi folks and welcome to another exciting Pyran Interview. This week, we’re talking to Eledora aka Smeladora. Eledora is from the Excalibur era of Pyran and joined along with his friend, Stompy.

Hi Eledora, thanks for agreeing to be interviewed for the Pyran website. How are you today?

Eledora
wait i never agreed to this
im to young and innocent for this

Sozzals
So I hear you’re from Norway. What’s it like there?

Eledora
warm, cold, moist
and rocky
its lovely if you like mountains

Sozzals
Do you?

Eledora
no, i just cant escape them, their to tall to climb so im stuck here

Sozzals
You could ask one of the swedish pyrans to lend you a jetfighter
but maybe you like being trapped in between the mountains
Tell us what you remember from your first time in Pyran. How did you lose your Pyran virginity?

Eledora
well, from what i can remember i was in a room with stompy, then the lights kinda went out and suddenly there was more people in there, then i got proded and interviewed by you and jim, and then i got invited to the guild, thats the basic gist of it

Sozzals
did you enjoy the prodding

Eledora
a good proding never hurt nobody, and yes, if i didnt enjoy it i wouldnt be in pyran today

Sozzals
when did you first realise that you had a beard?

Eledora
well i woke up one day, looked into the mirror, and saw a fuzzy thing stuck to my face, at first i tought my hair had glued itself to my face, but it turned out to just be facial hair, and that was like, last monday

Sozzals
nice, i like your beard, it’s pretty fabulous and if you shave it off, you’ll lose your special status in pyran as someone we can now google
You’re on an airplane and a large male falls asleep on your shoulder and starts drooling. What do you do?

Eledora
i engage in a drooling battle, eventually drowning him and everyone else on the airplane in my drool, and then they make a movie about it and it will be called, sky high, a watery tomb

Sozzals
nice
Tell us a secret about you, that no one else knows.

Eledora
thats hard, cause i rarely keep secrets, but uuuh
i cant really come up with anything thats secret

Sozzals
Tell us about the most drunk you’ve ever been.

Eledora
prolly when i was playing mario with friends and had to shot for every single death we had, i think i had 40+, i dont even remember how i got home that day, i just remember waking up in the hallway of my home at 5 in the morning
all i remember is the first hour or so

Sozzals
hahaha excellent
What’s your most favourite smell in all the world?

Eledora
thats a hard one
id guess id go with cinamon, cause it makes me sleepy for some reason

Sozzals
Talk us through an average day in the life of Eledora.

Eledora
i wake up in my tiny but manly bed, i stroke my beard, then wash it in the cold cold water, before i look out the window too check the weather, wich is either rain or extremely sunny, then i go for a walk to escape this place that i call home, but i cant traverse the steep mountains, so i walk back home, turn on my pc, build a shed or two before i pillage my dinner from the neighbouring farmlands, then i watch hurtigruta minute by minute cause its the only form of entertainment us norwegians have, then i sleep, repeat the next day

Sozzals
doesn’t it snow sometimes too?

Eledora
not where i live, it never snows, only ontop of the mountains, its one of the perks to live in a valley i suppose

Sozzals
do you remember this? :D:D

it’s entitled “The Holy Trinity”

Eledora
ah yes, i remember that, good old times
back before i went squid

Sozzals
I miss priest chat, we should make a special priest chat channel on the pyran discord server for priests only
technically it was “healing chat” but really it was priest chat
let’s face it, we did all the work
(maella did all the work)

Eledora
the fights we had, the bosses that died, the fact that i never went below 90% mana
it was all good
i was disc, disc dont heal, disc just afk in a corner and wait for loot

Sozzals
If you could choose any Pyran member to be your survival partner in an alien invasion, who would it be and why?
ASKING THE BIG QUESTIONS TODAY FOLKS

Eledora
prolly crashie, cause i know he has big guns and he knows how to use em

Sozzals
That’s a fair choice
The obligatory: what colour is your underwear-question

Eledora
black, cause you wont see the stains…..wait this isnt part of the interview right?

Sozzals
no ofc not
if you werent trapped in that valley, where else would you like to live?

Eledora
either wales or russia

Sozzals
like have you ever played minecraft? you can just mine a tunnel through the mountain

Eledora
i have played minecraft, but hiting trees with my fists dont give me wood sadly

Sozzals
Let’s talk about GAMES because we are totally a GAMING COMMUNITY. What’s the last GAME that you purchased?
(you need to hit them harder)

Eledora
conan exiles and hat in time, got it from a bundle from humble bundle, best purchase of my life

Sozzals
can you show us a screenshot of your character?
from conan exiles

Eledora
sure let me just steal the one that stompy took

Sozzals
excellent, i like your nipple chain

Eledora
i like the nipple clamps, they compliment my eyes

Sozzals
Press ctrl-v : show us what’s on your copypasta clipboard

Eledora
that would basicly be what i just linked
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/225971698644549632/469932918593290251/unknown.png

Sozzals
oh wait it’s that screenshot
hahahahaha
that was like
the worst question ever
im abit stoned sry kek

Eledora
10/11 brainfart, would do again

Sozzals
How many times a year, on average, would you say, that you clip your toenails?

Eledora
once a month, so 12 times a year

Sozzals
have you ever stored your clippings up in a little pot, then made jewelry?

Eledora
cant say i have, but i had a bad habbit of chewing nails and then eating em when i was 8

Sozzals
you can fit your toes into your mouth? that’s impressive

Eledora
that was when i was nimble and young, now im old and not nimble

Sozzals
what age are you?

Eledora
29, soon to be 30

Sozzals
when’s your birthday?

Eledora
6th of september, every year

Sozzals
so i googled it and you’re a virgo
this is what it says about you

A Virgo personality is a mix of intelligence, attention to detail, common sense, and commitment, and a woman born with her in this sign is very smart, modest, and capable. Trying to seduce this woman can seem intimidating at first, for she is likely to put on a facade of indifference.

how accurate would you say that is?

Eledora
i would say on a scale from 1 to woman, id say woman

Sozzals
if someone tries to seduce you, do you put on a facade of indifference?

Eledora
yes, no, maybe, how so?

Sozzals
You’re cooking for a hot grill. What do you make?

Eledora
homemade burgers and a huge steak

Sozzals
constipation for days, no anal for you
Name your top 5 favourite films.

Eledora
schindlers list, man with the naked gun (the entire film serie), lord of the rings cause dwarfs are fun, the first deadly weapon and conan, the barbarian with arnold

oh wait thats lethal weapon, not deadly
im dumb

Sozzals
If you were the President of Earth for one week, what changes would you enact on humanity?

Eledora
uh
replace bushes with weed, so forest fires would get everyone high?
i dont really know, maybe give sharks laser guns
everybody loves lasers

Sozzals
already a better president than trump
who is the last person you called on the telephone?

Eledora
my dad, i dont really call people that much anymore, mostly just text messages

Sozzals
is your dad trapped in that valley too?

Eledora
yes, but hes got a car, so he can leave whenever it pleases him to do so

Sozzals
what a traitor
if you could have any superpower, what would choose and why?

Eledora
the power to get a good nights sleep whenever i want too, that would be dope

Sozzals
what keeps you awake at night?
if it’s seagulls, man i feel your pain, those fuckers are noisy

Eledora
sometimes seagulls, sometimes -30 degree cold during the winter and 30+ degrees during the summer
i live in a fjord, this place has tons of seagulls
even our mountains have seagulls

Sozzals
and they dont make repetitive noises like other birds…. they just fucking honk at random whenever they godam please
i have some suggestions for you – in the winter, you could light a fire and in the summer you could turn on a fan

Eledora
i dont own a fan, and nearest store that sells fans are 2 hours drive away sadly

Sozzals
amazon, ebay and many other stores will deliver a fan directly to your home

Eledora
also i allready had 1 house burn down on me, i dont think i should go for a second one

Sozzals
your house burned down? what happened?

Eledora
heater decided to explode, spraying its warm oily substance all over my second floor, making it catch fire wich ended in my old house burning down
oil heaters are dangerous but silent killers

Sozzals
man that sucks, did you lose everything?

Eledora
pretty much, but its like, 12 years ago so i dont really think to much about it

Sozzals
*viking beard hug*
Can you sing?
Or play an instrument?

Eledora
no, im banned by law from singing
and im not very instrumental, im tone deaf, its a medical condition

Sozzals
what happens if they catch you singing?
Will i have to make a FREE ELEDORA kickstarter campaign?

Eledora
the sexy dungeon, its not as sexy as it sounds

Sozzals
How did you get the name “Eledora”?

Eledora
was the name of my first druid in wow, when i started playing it with a ton of friends back when vanilla came out
the names stuck ever since

Sozzals
It reminds me of this kids tv show from when i was growing up

Eledora
i approve
im the blondie in the right corner
its totaly me if i was blonde

Sozzals
How would you describe your hair colour?

Eledora
red brownish

Sozzals
so, auburn

Eledora
i was born a redhead, with lots of freckles
then my hair turned more brown as i grew up
still kept the freckles on my arms

Sozzals
freckles AND a beard – he’s the whole package, ladies
i like freckles because i also have freckles

Eledora
freckles are the best

Sozzals
In closing, I’d like to thank you again for agreeing to this interview. Will you be attending the Pyran Challenge coming up on Friday 10th August at 20:00 GMT?

Eledora
yes, if im not busy putting up a barn or wrestling bears ill be there

Sozzals
bring alcohol or cannabis
or both

Eledora
sounds like some good time

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