culacant
Hello I am the Official Pyran Interrogation Officer(tm) and you are watching PYRAN INTERVIEW.
Last month’s guest was Qummy/Tamtoe, a resident from the Feenix era of Pyran.
Bless us with an opening statement.

Qummy / Tamtoe
I read that as “Official Pyran Integration Officer” and though to myself: who would ever make you an integration officer? really?
As for opening statement? idk, I’m tamtoe, if you know you know, if you don’t, you’re about to – I suppose.

culacant
So how did a pretty girl like you end up in an Adult Gaming Community like this?

Qummy / Tamtoe
I remember applying to raid with Pyran back on the Feenix WoW days. I was a pretty young druid sitting on my kodo in Orgrimmar looking for a guild, Jim ‘n Soz interviewed me on ventrilo (the potato version of TeamSpeak) and from there I ended up doing AQ36 once a week and dreading the mandatory MC raid.
I have since then played other games with people from Pyran, and always hung around on discord to read up on strange topics and recently been waiting for more #DAILYBEN.

culacant
More like less #DAILYBEN this week amirite.

Qummy / Tamtoe
Sadly, yeah. Pidge needs to stock up on Ben photos and create a bot to post once a day for her.

culacant
So like what are you playing right now?

Qummy / Tamtoe
Right now I’m playing WoW retail, waiting for the new expansion to come out. Been playing a bit with haggis and 34, but haggis has been MIA for weeks now.
I have also been playing a bit of the new Quake game, it’s basically the same gameplay as the old Quake Arena, but with updated graphics and some gameplay changes, really fun fps game actually.
I have to say though. This interview, so far, seems normal. Are you on some sort of special K right now?

culacant (who would never do drugs because he’s a productive member of society)
It was gonna be real fun loving like but then you said “haggis and 34”, who as you will remember were part of the rsham squad that ruined my childhood.
So you can tell pyran about that.

Qummy / Tamtoe
Well haggis wasnt a rsham tho
He was druid and then rogue.
I was rsham.
I ruined you.
It was me.
34 was elemental too. GET YOUR FACTS IN ORDER SON

culacant
It don’t matter I’ll cut it out before uploading.

Qummy / Tamtoe
lol
just like [REDACTED]

culacant
So like any games you want to play? Vanilla wow coming soon I hear.

Qummy / Tamtoe
ALtERnaTIVE fACtS boi
Yeah I’ll end up playing some classic for sure, but we’ll see how long it’ll stick. Was talking to Everian about making another leveling series, like we did on Kronos 2, which would be fun.
It would be yet another thing keeping him from uploading xcom videos for you
so that’s a win.

culacant
Actually his computer broke like 2 weeks ago so no xcom anyways.
Which is almost as sad as an rsham using chain heal on a main tank.

Qummy / Tamtoe
Jesusbeams are forever.

culacant
As some of our astute readers may know, you have a thing going on Dalaran. Unfortunately, Pyran Dalaran Edition died a tragic death. Could you give an insight into the how why and any juicy gossip that came from our peers in Dalaran?

Qummy / Tamtoe
We kinda just started having roster issues when we were about to start progressing herioc 10man ICC, and from there it sorta kinda just.. died over time I suppose. We had a good run though, but I wasn’t able to collect much juicy gossip at all during that time, or maybe I did and just forgot it. Ask Bati about that, he might know more, although I doubt it, seeing as he’s danish and all.

culacant

Some rumours came out about Dalaran having ANOTHER GUILD. Tell us about the HIVE OF SCUM AND VILLAINY that is <Dalaran Pyran Dropouts>.

Qummy / Tamtoe

Yeah, I heard there were some scallywags that started a 2nd guild on Dala too, pretty sure you can ask Bati for a comment on that one too, as I think he’s still playing on that server! or Kwana, although he’s probably fixing a toilet somewhere, being the toilet king etc.
culacant

So I hear you’re from up north somewhere. Has it been as hot as yall keep complaining bout?

Qummy / Tamtoe
It has indeed, and as swedes, we must keep complaining about the weather. It’s never good enough for us.
When it’s cold it’s too cold, and when it’s warm, it’s too goddamn warm.
Also, we’re not allowed to grill anymore, so add that to the list of complaints

culacant
My god Sweden police state indeed, anything else interesting going on in your real life? Any crazy mental issues that we should know about?

Qummy / Tamtoe
Indeed, can’t go out without being policed.
Not too much right now actually, I’ve mostly been complaining about the weather all summer, working a lot and coming home to play games.
I might be developing a personality disorder, but I can’t be sure yet, give it a few more weeks and get back to me.

culacant
Yeah keep us in the loop, this stuff drives viewer counts way up.
So like hows the missus?

Qummy / Tamtoe
Yeah for sure, wouldn’t want to disappoint
She’s good, she’s working as a tax lawyer in Stockholm right now, so I’m up there sometimes visiting.
She’s definitely the breadwinner in our relationship, which will come in handy for me in a couple years when I’ve reached a full stop and need to reinvent myself/become Bob Ross to make money.

culacant
Its like living in your mum’s basement but you also get to bone her. I like it.

Qummy / Tamtoe
Yeah, exactly.
It’s a good setup.
My 5 year plan is similar to Stalin’s – try to implement changes, but actually do nothing.

culacant
The way it’s done son.
Alright now for the real questions: what color is you’re underwear and if you had to choose an integration officer for Pyran, who would you choose and why?

Qummy / Tamtoe
My underwear are with on them, in the shape of .
Fill in the gaps.
And integration officer. Tough one, I think I’d pick Haggis.
Or Batiladin.
Yes, batiladin.
He can greet every new member/fat guy pretenting to be girl with a nice bathroom pic.
Danes are also notorious for their diplomacy, at least where I live.
Plus it’d be nice to see him actually do something every once in a while.

culacant
True true. What is an integration officer tho.

Qummy / Tamtoe
No clue.

culacant
Darn I guess it will remain a mystery. Unless someone has a magnifying glass.

Qummy / Tamtoe
I would like to see an episode of myth busters taking on that topic, could make for good tv.
Something we havent had since jersey shore season 1.

culacant
My god those were the days. What are you watching now? Any recommendations?

Qummy / Tamtoe
Right now I’ve just been rewatching a bunch of series.
It’s always sunny in philadelphia is on in the background most days. I’ve recently watched Westworld, Gomorra, Bored to Death and currently watching the older seasons of Curb your Enthusiasm.

culacant
What emoji in the pyran arsenal is the best one?

Qummy / Tamtoe
:benwow: – :dirge: – and :warlbi:

can’t decide which one is best
prolly ben

culacant
Any last words before i rush this interview out to appease my mum Sozzals?

Qummy / Tamtoe

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