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Hello and welcome to a new exiting episode of OFFICIAL PYRAN INTERROGATION OFFICER FUN TIME. Today we are joined by Scribbles, resident ex-maitresse d’hotel and weird pet collector.
The court will now hear your opening statement.

Scribbles

howdy folks

culacant

Strong words from a Strong woman. Tell us a little about how you got a free pass into Pyran.

Scribbles

a free pass :joy: well rav has been a member for……i have no idea how long, however long i’ve known him anyway and every couple nights after i moved in with him i’d hear him talking to people online via teamspeak at the time and i had no idea that this actually existed, i wasn’t a huge gamer at the time so had no idea about guilds or anything else, so i thought i’d like to give it a try and asked him to ask the other people (jim and sozz mainly) if i could join

culacant

This is already one of your best stories so far. What did they say?

Scribbles

yes obviously or i wouldn’t be here

culacant

What a twist! You said you were not a huge gamer at the time, tell us something about your gaming career from start to finish.

Scribbles

well when i was younger i was more into sports and outdoors stuff but my brothers had a sega mega drive at my grannys house and i remember playing a game called flicky and of course sonic and a really amazing game called streets of rage, then i got my very own ps1 after stealing my brothers all the time, then we had a wii, then when i met rav (when i was 21) i discovered the world of WoW, i decided to start playing to try impress him, which didn’t work, cause he had no idea i played it, and i was running it on a shitty dell laptop so it kept jumping. Once i got a steam account i started playing more, at the moment i’ve been playing a lot of the wiiu i got rav for his birthday but i’m also loving two point hospital when i have the time

culacant

Did you ever play WoW with pyran?

Scribbles

i did, on the excalibur server, i didn’t join in on alot of raids though because i was always behind

culacant

That’s too bad it was alot of fun. What is your opinion on resto shamans?

Scribbles

yeah i only ever played hunter and i never understood all the different races/type things so really i’m quite a shit gamer

culacant

It’s okay at least you were not a resto shaman.

Scribbles

if you say so

culacant

Tell us about your “pets” and how they are really just a bunch of spiders and twigs and rodents you found somewhere. Altho your cat is pretty cool.
ITS A JOKE PLS NO KARATECHOP

Scribbles

well unfortunately the tarantula and the baby stick insect died recently. So we have the cat, Khan, who is just a tiny ball of energy but is so loving. Then there’s Misty, the dutch cross bunny with an attitude who thinks she’s a dog, her soon to be husbun Caspian who’s recently had his balls chopped off so they can be together, 2 giant african land snails called Wade and Francis, who recently had loads of babies, we’ve got 14 left, a giant african millipede called millie who lives with the snails, she’s cool and has jaggy feet. Two mice called Tom and Wilson (bonus points if anyone gets where the names are from) they’re extremely friendly and love to torment khan, then there’s 2 corn snakes (Sci and Khaleesi) and one royal python (Tiberius) Sci and Ti are lovely and friendly but Khaleesi is a bit temperamental, then last but definitely not least is my ratties, Groot, Drax, Odo, Bandit, Chad and Nelix, Chad and Nelix are tiny tiny babies just now and are still a bit timid but they’re adorable. we also have 9 stick insect eggs that haven’t hatched yet. oh and two goldfish called Kurt and Grouse

culacant

Im sorry to hear about the creepy crawlies, they will be missed.

So I hear you tell everybody you live in Scotland, but can you tell us where you actually live because there’s no way Scots are as dumb as you have portraited them.
I happen to know a couple Scotsmen and the only shortcoming they have is that the rest of them does not live up to the magnificence of their knees.

Scribbles

:joy: haggis’ knees are not that impressive, he’s not even that hairy! I do indeed live in the bonny land of Scotland, Edinburgh to be precise, been here all my life except for the few years we lived up north

culacant

I highly doubt that, tell us a story about how idiotic people are where you live.

Scribbles

that’s a difficult one, well today we had a guest ask us to change the lightbulb in their room when it was working

culacant

You have entertained the whole of Pyran for years with your stories of other peoples incompetence and stupidity, surely you can do better.

Scribbles

well daily i see people walking around with their hoards of kids,which to me is quite silly

culacant

I had figured to dedicate about 84% of this interview on your hotel so you better pick it up.
The bottom line was gonna be that you actually live in artarctica and the people youre talking about are actually penguins.

Scribbles

penguins are smarter than people

culacant

Yeah smarter than the people in your hotel for sure. Tell us about the time someone shit on the bed and what you made your Mexican housekeeper do. (hang on readers this gon b gud)

Scribbles

oh god. Well i went in to the clean the room and my boss came in after me to chat, we see a mark on the bed and we’re like wtf is that, he said sniff it i said absolutely not you sniff it, he said no. So i shouted on Anto, my italian housekeeper that Haggis has a crush on and said to her what do you think that is? she said chocolate? i said hmmm sniff it, fully expecting her not to and she did, then she turns round and goes it’s shit

culacant

My god that never gets old.
What would a world populated by clones of you be like?

Scribbles

amazing, obviously, redheads, blue eyes, a little annoying though i would think, especially if they too have pets

culacant

You and Ravnos recently got engaged. Tell us about this juicy hunk. Is he the One and will you make a joint facebook acount called Rabbles or Scravnos? Did you marry him just to get to Pyran? Spare no juicy details!

Followup: will there be free snacks at the wedding?

Scribbles

Haha, well we met in 2012 but didn’t get together till 2013, I moved in with him, didn’t really give him a choice, at first he had absolutely zero idea i was flirting with him. I proposed to him on May 10th this year, i had a rule that before anything serious we had to be together for 5 years. April 25th marked 5 years so i popped the question not long after. We’re not into the whole joint thing, not even a joint bank account, without getting too mushy i do believe he is the one. Of course there will be snacks! Can’t have a wedding without snacks

culacant

On behalf of the PYRAN INTERROGATION team I would like to wish you a long and happy life filled with Scottish stuff and weird pets. Before we get too sappy tell us about your hobbies. I believe you shoot bows with Ravnos and got recently redtaped out of olympic gold?

Scribbles

thank you. Yes i do! i started doing archery when i was 12, after me and my dad tried it at a holiday park, we decided to try see if we could continue it when we got home, so we found a local club called drum field archers and went along to try it, i’ve been shooting competitively ever since, won several competitions including uk and europeans. A couple years after me and rav got together he tried it and we’ve been shooting together ever since

culacant

Any other hobbies? Also I’m gonna keep asking about the olympic gold until you tell me it wasn’t actually olympic gold and that it was Ravnos who got redtaped out.

Scribbles

it was absolutely rav who got redtaped, i have a thing about sewing, i have 3 sewing machines, one being an overlocker, i have a huge stash of fabric and a load of ribbons and patterns etc, i make dresses and other bits in my free time, i also play the tin whistle which is like a recorder but irish, i like to draw and paint and i love to do puzzles

culacant

You mentioned earlier you were playing two-point hospital. Any other games you are playing or looking forward to?

Scribbles

well i’m playing quite alot on the wiiu, but i really enjoyed life is strange and there’s a second one coming out so i’m looking forward to that

culacant

What kinds of music are you into? I know you look scary AF so I’m gonna go ahead and say metal or smt.

Scribbles

you would be partly right. My music taste varies alot, it ranges from westlife (used to listen to them alot) and 90’s bands to stuff like devildriver and amon amarth. Anyone that knows me irl will know that i LOVE musicals. Like i will listen to the soundtracks over and over and over, Grouse will vouch for that with the frozen soundtrack, right now it’s Moana and The greatest showman. Oh and one of my all time favourite tracks is a Nessun Dorma cover by Manowar – it doesn’t sound like it should go together but it is amazing

culacant

WHAT CAN I SAY EXEPT YOU”RE WELCOME

Scribbles

EXACTLY!!!!!

culacant

I am happy to see you are practicing listening to Disney songs for when your 2-4 5-year olds start playing Disney movies all day.

Scribbles

just practising for all they kids i don’t want

culacant

Now this might sound like a weird question but this stuff gets views like crazy.
What mental condition do you claim as your own and why?
We have already seen AHDH I believe so that one’s out.

Scribbles

what the hell is ahdh

culacant

I dunno its in one of the interviews and it got like a super long response go find it and basically copy it over but make it personalized so nobody notices.

Scribbles

well i have anxiety and depression but it’s a pretty boring mundane lifestyle
A while back you wore a red star trek shirt, tell us about that and how you avoided being killed on your first away mission.

Scribbles

well, to start with i am not a fan of star trek, i watched the new movies and they weren’t bad but all in all i definitely would not choose to watch it, however rav is a huge fan so for his 30th birthday i decided to buy a sexy star trek dress
my mission was to……..make him happy, and i succeeded without getting attacked by Khan

culacant

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN

That is a star trek joke

Do you have any parting words?

Scribbles

thank y’all for reading!

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