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Picaton – a game by Hyunkel

One of our old members contacted me (Nightelf warrior from Excalibur).  He’s made a really original game for Android called Picaton.  I haven’t seen anything quite like it before!

I’ll not beat around the bush – the game is difficult.  But I know all you oldschool gamer’s love a challenge so please, if you’re an android user, give it a go!  It’s free to download and he’d be most grateful if as many people as possible could try it.   It’s his first released game, so if you have any feedback – you can poke him on discord @Hyunkel#9412


What kind of game is it?

This is a “fast puzzle” game. it may feel very difficult at first try , but you will quickly get used to the game play and do amazing moves.

All you need to do is to merge with the correct bubbles to refill your ENERGY BAR.

Each level last 60 seconds.

You can pause the game by touching the bubble you control.

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PC Games Sale – Bookmarks

I regularly prowl around the net, looking for phat game deals – I figured I’d share my Game Deals bookmarks with you guys.  Never know what might catch your eye!


Green Man Gaming – They’re having a March Madness Sale at the moment (updates daily)





Fanatical – Steam Bundles (updates weekly)




Steam Sale – via Steam Spy (updates daily)





Some love it, some hate it. But there’s no denying G2A is a good place to check if you’re looking for a cheapie key. (updates weekly)






As well as new bundles every week, Humble Bundle also have a sale page. (updates daily)






GOG sale page (updates daily)






Games Rocket (updates daily)





If you have any additional sale links to share, for the benefit of your fellow PC gamers, please comment below or PM me on discord!



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Two old members rejoin the fold

Last week we had a couple of surprises….


The first of which was Condemed, the Circle Warrior!

How did he become known as the circle warrior?

Condemed was recruited to main tank for us when we were clearing vanilla content on Feenix.  During a guild raid to Zul’Gurrub, Jim (Tzyx) had indicated to Condemed that in order to tank High Priest Venoxis, he must kite him around in a circle.  Instead of kiting Venoxis around the room in a circle, Condemed ran around Venoxis in a circle.  Following his heroic death and an epic raid wipe, Condemed henceforth became known as the circle warrior.

Condemed has been travelling around a bit during his absence, but is now settling back in South Africa.


The singing Spaniard, Dargol

The second surprise came on voicechat, from a Excalibur raider known as Dargol (Julian on discord).  Dargol was our very first alliance recruit on Excalibur, and one of the main reasons we opened up alliance recruitment.  We met him via a 5 man dungeon whereby we invited him along to voicechat.  Pyran fell in love with Dargol’s upbeat attitude and fabulous singing voice!  He left to pursue real-life goals and we’re glad to hear, is doing well in his new job in Madrid.

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Weird Games I found on Steam

Fart Simulator 2018

TLDR: The Fart Simulator 2018 is a great way to have fun for people of all ages and activities. This game won’t leave you indifferent! Fart all that moves! Be bold and no one will stop you!

Super Seducer How To Talk To Girls

TLDR: Learn state-of-the-art seduction secrets from the master himself, Richard La Ruina, in this incredibly valuable live action seduction simulator.

Ready to take your skills with women to the next level?

Super Seducer is the world’s most realistic seduction simulator. It puts you in everyday scenarios (a coffee shop, the office, a bar) and lets you do practically whatever you want, to see how it plays out with beautiful women.

As you make your moves, renowned seduction guru Richard La Ruina (featured in Maxim, Men’s Health, The BBC, Piers Morgan) provides you with feedback for every choice you make, delving into the psychology and the hundreds of hidden secrets that separate seduction masters from everybody else.

Here’s the bottom line: if you make the right choices in the game, you’ll make the right choices in your life.

So, if you’ve ever run out of things to say, gotten stuck in the friend zone, or don’t know when to make your move – then this game will transform your love life forever.

It doesn’t matter who you are, how old you are, or what you look like – by the time you’re finished playing Super Seducer you’ll be able to attract and keep women who previously seemed unattainable.


Mother Simulator

TLDR: It’s a humorous project about a young parent’s difficult weekdays. If you feel worried, irritated, you don’t understand what’s going on and what you must do next, so don’t worry. We want to give you exactly these feelings in our game.

Mother Simulator is a game for the gaming platform Windows PC, in which you will take a role of a new mother. For coping with all difficulties which expect a young parent, you need steel nerves, fast reaction and, of course, your loving heart. Well, and those, who cope with all the tests, can expect the Grand Prize – the smile of your baby, a lovely, harmless and not evil baby.

It’s a humorous project about a young parent’s difficult weekdays. If you feel worried, irritated, you don’t understand what’s going on and what you must do next, so don’t worry. We want to give you exactly these feelings in our game.

At each new level the passing conditions become more complicated. But because of it the victory is more pleasant and your place in the mum’s top table is higher.

Mother Simulator is a first person game. At each stage a young mum must do everything necessary for her lovely baby, for example, feed, change the diaper or make a child sleep.

During the game you will have to face with small problems, such as the interruption of electricity, the earthquakes or unexpected onset of the Ice Age but we hope that they don’t destruct you from the main task – caring for your innocent baby (a child who has no supernatural powers).


Internet Simulator (Early Access)

(English language not supported)

TLDR: In the game you can browse the Internet from beautiful locations, interact with the computer and the environment.

Description of the game at the moment:

-Ability to browse the internet via a virtual computer
-OS on the computer with mail and gallery, PC can be turned off via a button within the OS interface
-Comments when you visit certain web-sites
-2 Levels to choose from (much more to come)
-Interactivity and a feature of the level “Room” – you can turn on and off the lights, turn off the computer through the PC case, and you can also kill the character forcing him to jump out the window.
-Interactive objects that can be moved
-Ability to walk, run, sit on a chair
-Ability to pray and get money for that
-Ability to buy furniture for money in online store
-Ability to call dancers


Milky Boobs (Early Access)

TLDR: All the hot babes went crazy and there is only one thing that can cool them down. Your cool, thick and extra juicy milk! Mhhhh!

“MILKY BOOBS is an experimental shooter game and we want to milk all the juice out of it. we have many great ideas on how to improve the game but of course, we want to hear your fresh and crazy ideas as well! (☞゚∀゚)☞
Together we can make MILKY BOOBS a real smooth and juicy experience. (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ”



Amorous (Release: March 2018)

TLDR: Explore the dazzling neon lights of Amorous. A bustling furry night club that attracts all species, personalities and sexualities. Create your own character and find all 9 datable characters!


What makes Amorous special?

Amorous is a furry dating simulator which aims to provide a high quality graphic novel experience for free. Shake up the formula with animated NPCs, sandbox environments, real choices and interactive mini-games to keep you engaged. Avoid the normal pitfalls of dating games with an incredibly varied roster. Ranging from foxes to felines, male to female and everything in-between.

So what’s in it for me?

  • 9 fully datable characters
  • Thousands of lines of dialogue with branching trees for replayability
  • Several mini-games and novelties
  • Fursona Maker / Character Creator with content for all gender, body-type and personality preferences.


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Northgard – out of early access

After selling more than 600’000 copies in a year long early access, Northgard has finally been released.  They’ve added in a singleplayer campaign mode as part of the official release.

It’s been on my list for a while, and I’m definitely going to check it out. If you are too, then it’s $22.50/£17.84 on Steam, which includes a 25% discount that lasts until next week.

Patch Notes


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Goodbye Enjin.

The company that we initially purchased the nameserver from back in ’06 kicked the bucket this week.  I thought I’d use the opportunity to dump Enjin since we no longer use or need a lot of it’s features, given that discord has pretty much replaced the forums.


This is currently built on wordpress, however, we have access to a wide range of software on shiny new host.  I’ll get the basic structure of the site built this week and anyone who’s interested can fiddle around with the look and feel.  Just give me a poke on Discord if you want involved.